The Late Scratch Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Lutz is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Lutz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lutz drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.