The Late Scratch Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“A mysterious flag erases Reichard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Reichard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Reichard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.