The Snap Count Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Reichard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Reichard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.