The Doink Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Reichard trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Ref: "Number Reichard, that's a flag." Reichard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Reichard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.