The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“The broadcast shows Marks on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Marks is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
Incantation
Marks, Marks, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.