The Snap Count Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Marks goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Marks scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.