The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“The broadcast shows Marks on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Marks scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.