The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Marks gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- The broadcast shows Marks on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Marks's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
76%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Marks's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.