The Phantom Flag Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Marks will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Marks drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.