The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Marks gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
88%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Marks's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.