The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Marks's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Marks drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.