The Stuffed Run Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Marks's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Marks's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.