The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Marks will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Marks's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.