The Mystery Tweak Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Ref: "Number Marks, that's a flag." Marks: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Marks is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
92%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Marks, Marks, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.