The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Marks gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Marks, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.