The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Marks's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
73%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Marks, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.