The Fumble Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Ref: "Number Marks, that's a flag." Marks: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- The team goes up 21 early and Marks gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
87%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Marks scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.