The Stuffed Run Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Marks gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
75%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Marks scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.