The Phantom Flag Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Marks will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Marks's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.