The Committee Backfield Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“The broadcast shows Marks on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Coach says Marks is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
92%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Marks, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.