The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Coach says Marks is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
77%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Marks drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.