The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Marks tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Marks drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.