The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Marks gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Marks, Marks, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.