The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Marks's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.