The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Marks will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
86%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Marks's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.