The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Marks is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Marks drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.