The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Marks will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
89%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Marks scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.