The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
92%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Marks's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.