The Snap Count Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The team goes up 21 early and Marks gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
79%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Marks's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.