The Garbage-Time Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Marks gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
82%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Marks, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.