The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Ref: "Number Marks, that's a flag." Marks: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Marks drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.