The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Marks goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Marks drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.