The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Marks gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Ref: "Number Marks, that's a flag." Marks: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
79%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Marks's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.