The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Marks is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Marks, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.