The Stuffed Run Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Marks's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Marks finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Marks's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.