The Fumble Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Marks's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
79%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Marks's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.