The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Marks tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Marks drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.