The Mystery Tweak Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Marks will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
85%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Marks drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.