The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“The QB looks at Worthy exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Worthy gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
77%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Worthy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.