The Shadow Coverage Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Worthy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
85%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Worthy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.