The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“The broadcast shows Worthy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Worthy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
82%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Worthy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.