The Stuffed Run Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- Charbonnet gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
90%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Charbonnet's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.