The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Coach says Charbonnet is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
72%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Charbonnet scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.