The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Charbonnet's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Charbonnet scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.