The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Ref: "Number Charbonnet, that's a flag." Charbonnet: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Charbonnet runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
75%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Charbonnet, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.