The Snap Count Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Charbonnet gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Charbonnet's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.