The Snap Count Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- Charbonnet sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Charbonnet scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.