The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Charbonnet rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
88%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Charbonnet's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.