The Committee Backfield Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Charbonnet gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Charbonnet's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.