The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Charbonnet loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
87%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Charbonnet, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.